My First Novel

I have some big news for you. This is a really large accomplishment for me and has been a humongous endeavor to take on. I've really taken huge steps to have the most complete and gigantic collection for my first novel. It's really been a towering task- I wanted to do an immense collection of photos for this novel. I really wanted it to be high-reaching and statuesque, stretching to the far reaches of every reader's visual and mental stimuli. I hope that you see the tremendous and at times colossal risks that I've taken to bring you the most grand and towering depictions of what, at times, may seem like an altitudinous challenge. Tall.

Without further ado, I bring to you.................

"Steve Comparisons, 2012"

By: Ian Crane

How is that other guy so BIG?

It's ok, he's only 16

Yes, there is a guy with regular pants in front of Steve

EAT YOUR BERRIES

OK before my readers (in this case viewers) get all angry, how about some photos where Steve looks really BIG?

That's an actual size coffee mug people!

Really though, Steve is one of my closest friends and jokes about his height as much as everyone else. Serious!

See?

Ok, one more height joke.

Poor Steve. Always gets the short end of the stick.

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