#dannyswag

Hello all.

What follows is a photographic representation of So-Cal steeze. A photographic representation of one man who says "all you guys dress different than me" and "whatever, it's chill". The following is a direct result of what happens when the Beach meets my pasty Seattle camera.

In remorse, and in honor of young Heeley's smashed in two collarbone, I present to you:

DANNYSWAG 2012

Commandments of Dannyswag:

Always roll in style-

Always surprise-

 Adapt with the locals-

 Dank snacks-

Not your Grandpa's socks-

Always be thin-

Steeze sits solo-

 Match the socks to the tan-

Get hazed onto a new cycling team-

 Hang with fly ladies-

Once you go black, you're gonna need to relax-

 Case in point-

Always be ready-

Remember your roots-

Cross-clash shirt to socks-

And finally, rock the shit out of that hospital kimono.

Heal up quick.

#dannyswag

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